Uranus is actually a very interesting planet, and I think more people should learn about it. However. Mentally I am 12, so without further ado: butt jokes.
Being a space explorer gay as hell. What are you exploring? Uranus?
Scientists are planning to send a "probe" into "uranus"... I'm scientists ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Damn boy Uranus is huge and full of toxic gas.
Uranus points towards the sun and spins on its side, and also has faintly visible rings surrounding it. Damn that's sexy of you.
Okay yea I'm out. Thanks for coming to my standup special. Leave your rotten tomatoes at the door.